There I was taking the first bites of falafel wrap and fattoush salad with my sister, Christina, in the parking lot before the New Kids on The Block concert.

Yes, they’re still ‘Hangin’ Tough.’

We’re in the back of my Honda hatchback- a sporty car that makes you look stylish while toting 2 car seats and a half ton of goldfish cracker crumbs between the seat cushions, when our fan girl excitement was interrupted-

Police Officer #1: Hey ladies, have you been drinking tonight?

Me: No. (hiding my ice cold can of sparkling wine- thanks Trader Joe’s)

Police Officer #2: Well, we just want to see if you’d like to take a breathalyzer test.

Christina: Why? Are we in trouble?

Police Officer #3: No, we’re just offering in case you want to see where you’re at.

Let’s pause here to answer a few questions you might be asking… 

Q: Did the 3 officers talk to anyone else?
A: No. All the other ladies in the parking lot had men with them.

Q: Was anyone else drinking before the concert?
A: YES. Everyone around us.

Q: Men go to NKOTB concerts?
A: Yes, mostly dragged by their wives. FYI- Steve was spared.

Fast-forward thru 5 minutes of awkward officer-ly conversation…

I remembered my work on DUI cases. And in my buzzed state (a combo of tinned chardonnay and pre-concert adrenaline) I knew to do 1 thing…

Not. To. Take. The. Breathalyzer. Test.

The next morning, still high off of late 80’s to early 90’s pop, I called an expert.

In my case, that was our client, DUI attorney and good friend, Chuck.

Why? Because even though I knew enough to not earn myself a ride in the paddy wagon, I was rattled. I wanted clarity on what happened and strategies to prepare myself for next time.

And that’s what Chuck offered.

He gave me his opinion on the situation (it was a trap) and taught me some great tools I could use for next time to feel empowered and confident.

Couldn’t we all use a “you did the right thing” or “next time, here’s what you can do” every once in a while (or on speed dial)?

And when you need that in your trial practice-

We’re your ‘Chuck.’

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